9 Reasons Owning Crest Whitestrips Will Change Your Life

Below are nine reasons why having Crest Whitestrips will benefit your life.

  1. When you’re wearing your Crest Whitestrips, your teeth will be whiter than when you eat a bag of cheese puffs. It is pretty simple: whenever you swish white strips in your mouth, your mouth will be whiter than when you eat a bag of cheese puffs.
  2. You’ll always have the latest and greatest in whitening technology, so no one is going to tease you about looking like a cow anymore. No more using those weird trays you get at your dentist office with the blue gel that tastes like medicine and makes you want to puke because it’s attached to that little plastic tooth-press contraption that takes more than 20 minutes and hurts your jaw. All we’re saying is, we’ve had our Crest Whitestrips for a couple of weeks now, and we haven’t had anyone compare us to a cow yet, so it’s probably safe to say these things work!
  3. No longer do you need to rely on those annoying half-used packs from Costco. Whoever made that one-sheet that says, “You can save money by using the second strip on the back” should be smacked. No one wants to be that crazy person with “double use” of Crest Whitestrips. That’s just stupid!
  4. We all have those days when our breath is not quite up to par with our presentation. Strip your mouth for two minutes once a day and have fresh breath throughout the day – your mouth is looking good, so stop being so smug about your breath anyway!
  5. Let’s be honest, these Whitestrips may not make your teeth whiter, but it makes it easier for everyone to believe their Crest Whitestrips are working because you probably did something wrong when applying them yourself. There’s really no other way to say this, so we’ll just come out and say it: You should probably read the directions before you apply your Crest Whitestrips. It’s that easy.
  6. You’ll never forget to use your Crest Whitestrips again. There’s no excuse for not remembering to use them. We get why some people forget sometimes; we don’t want them to forget anymore.
  7. The first person you see when you go out of town is going to be so excited the second they see the whiteness of your teeth! That’s what we’re saying. They’re going to be excited about it, and then they’re probably going to talk about it all night. You know, this sounds kind of fun.
  8. No more embarrassing moments trying to tell someone that your teeth are whiter than their white teeth… ever again! We get it – everyone is different with their magical whitening secret, but if you ask us, you should try out our Crest Whitestrips. We know our Crest Whitening Strips are pretty awesome, but if you don’t believe us, then ask someone else who happens to have used them.
  9. You should get free Crest Whitestrips for life – you’re worth it! We’re not saying people who don’t buy Crest Whitestrips are not worth it. We’re just saying that they probably don’t want to be the only one in their group of friends without Crest Whitestrips.

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